Drink a Drink to Eric the King (Pete Boyle Version) Chant. (I've forgotten this line), "You've missed me. All Man United's top chants sung by Man U supporters. Most of the other replies here dont have the Where was the goalie when the ball went in the net? segment and I was starting to think maybe that was local, so Im glad at least one other school had that verse! Prepare to be amazed with mind-blowing augmented reality, robotics and more! He wears a dustman's trousers, He wears a dustman's hat, And he talks a dustman's lnaguage, What d'yer think of that? 06713008 - VAT No. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); FamousCFC.com is a site run by Chelsea fans, offering news and opinions. Looompa! Isay, I say, I say, my dustbin's full of toadstools. this is how we feel about you, Sung to the dippers, just to make sure they knew who was going, They Came to Old Trafford That October Night Chant, Classic from 1974 League Cup win versus City, European classic known amongst the older MUFC generation, Classic for Noel Cantwell, our FA Cup winning captain, He half did a bit of Scousebusting LEGEND, Quality song for May 1999 to the tune of The Fields of Athenry, Manchester United Have Won the F*cking Lot Chant, This 90's classic is still sung at Euro Aways. We said "Here! Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat He looks a proper narner In his great big hob nailed boots He's got such a job to pull em up That he calls them daisy roots Some folks give tips at Christmas And some of them forget So when he picks their bins up Press J to jump to the feed. From the eighties during United's wilderness years. Get your ticket bought, Romelu Lukaku - Man United's Number 9 Chant, Manchester United's fans new song for their big man up front (after the last one was banned), Man United fans taking this tune from Man U fans (mostly) Stone Roses. Tune of Ji Sung Park, In reply to City fans when the sing Fergie sign him up in response to Carlos Tevez, For the Pride of Asians Park Ji Sung! "Four foot from his tail! As we're a local skip hire company in Sussex, it's probably best that I don't put some of the more X rated versions on this page! Classic terrace song, from the tune of The Halls of Montezuma US marine song. City what a massive club. They beat us 3-0 that day so run they did! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5co2BX_Ao3E. Described as a 'bitter-sweet parody' of Lonnie Donegan's 'My old man's a dustman', Merito's composition used humour to make its point about the decision to tour without Mori. Questions have been asked about the merits of keeping Paine in the side, considering hell turn 37 when the first Ashes Test begins and his lack of match practice. We will also sing a special song for Tim and we will have other songs., The supporters have penned a parody song about Paines sexting scandal to the tune of My Old Mans a Dustman, and are still deciding over a number of different versions of X-rated lyrics including Tim Paine was your captain and he had a mobile phone.. New Zealand 1973. Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus, Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines. Where's me tiger head)Four foot from it's tail. What d'yer think of that? He might've been a donkey, but what a donkey! Where was the goalieWhen the ball went in the net?Halfway up the goalpostWith his trousers round his neck, singing, Oompah, oompahStick it up you jumperRule Britannia, marmalde and jamWe threw sausages at our old man, They put him on a stetcherThey put him on a bedThey rubbed his bellyWith a five pound jellyBut the poor old soul was dead, Cookies / Privacy| Disclaimer/Damage Waiver | Expert Services Group Ltd. Posts. In 1960, a Dutch version was released by Toby Rix. Sung to the Liverpool fans after the champions league final, About Dong, sang at sam plates before Roma game. (Ed: See Youtube, funny), Taken The Mick Out If The Poor Scum (Ed: Man City in this case(, To The Tune Of Blue Moon, I got this chant going at Wembley at the Community shield against Chelsea, All Mancs know where the oddballs are really from, Ji Sung Park in Alsations Allegations Chant, Taking the mick out of Man City buying a none scoring striker for so much, What's That Coming over Is It Nemanja Chant. The 48-year-old has revealed his disconcertment at the perceived unnatural manner of the process, saying he "hated" the sit-downs and realised that the road into main management was not for . "My Old Man's a Dustman" is a song first recorded by the British skiffle singer Lonnie Donegan. The song, although humorous, also reflects some of the hardships of working class life in London at the beginning of the 20th century. Self deprecating, funny and true. Ruud Van Nistelrooy Tra La La La La Chant, City fans rarely come up the Warwick Road, The greatest football team there ever was, MUFC, The Boys That Play in Red and White Chant, Still known amongst many reds nowadays, old classic though, Did them Kopite b*stards on their own little patch, Classic for the 85 FA Cup Final Scousebusting of Everton, Courtesy of the John Terry supporters club, New song for Moscow, Same tune as 'This is my Badge' from FC, When mourinho got sacked before Chelsea Man Utd last season, Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside Chant, (Sung in '83 and '94 after losing the League Cup), Man Utd fans chanting about the legendary George Best, Who Put the Ball in the Arsenal Net? Then fatty took a whopping shot and knocked the goalie flat. Sung to the tune of we won it 9 times! Go on Stevie lad, hand it in or shake it! The group had already prepared chants based on Paines batting efforts, and lack of a Test century, but Gallantree said the latest scandal had presented them with some fresh ideas. He wears cor blimey trousers and he lives in a council flat. [citation needed], Sheet music for "Don't Dilly Dally on the Way". Browse our 1 arrangement of "My Old Man's a Dustman." Sheet music is available for Piano, Voice, Guitar with 2 scorings in 5 genres. In 1960, a Dutch version was released by Toby Rix. Classic and hilarious Man United about City rivals (Ed: Love this), MUFC fans giving praise to Michael Carrick by comparing him to United legend Paul Scholes, can't get a greater tribute than that, I See the Stretford End Arising (Fast) Chant, Sung to the tune of Bad Moon Rising (Ed: Better audio just added), Love to hear this. The North Stand is the largest of any club ground in Britain, yet they never sing Reminding Jose to join the dole queue, after his chelsea exit. Some people make a fortune. With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners, My old man dont earn much. ", We sang my old mans a dustman he wears a dustmans hat, he wears cor blimey trousers and he lives in a council flat where did we get this stuff? It has taken almost a year but Cesc Fabregas finally has his own song from the Chelsea faithful to the tune of "My Old Man's A Dustman" The Cesc Fabregas song was doing the rounds before, during and after the Arsenal game and has caught fire since then with fans even bringing their own magic hats. The husband therefore instructs her to follow the van, which she does, carrying the pet bird. A very similar song, beginning "My old man's a baker", is recorded in Chester-le-Street in 1967. Vous tes ici : That's still a rip off for me, I'd rather go watch Bury!!! It reached number one in the British, Australian, Canadian and New Zealand singles charts in 1960. Trevor, The last chorus I'd always heard was nearer: My old man's a dustman, He wears a dustman's hat, He wears cor-blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat. Videos. The original song was first recorded by the British skifflesinger Lonnie Donegan. Fergie's da man. Thanks to Jake Barker for sending in via the record feature on our Android app, nice one! To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum. Charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon,Charlie has a pigeon, a pigeon he had,It flew through the day and it flew through the night,And when it came home it was covered in. Charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon. Where's me tiger head) Four foot from it's tail Oh! Nuff said, nice supply of player, cheers! Alternatively (according to the physical gestures accompanying the song) they may simply be less qualified to give dependable street directions. [8] All of these songs share the same metric structure. An oldie for Red Army days, but has started to come back into the frame recently, Born on a Rubbish Dump in Liverpool Chant, They Said Liverpool Would Win the Treble Chant. They will take up 13000 seats at the Gabba for the start of the series on December 8, organiser of the Brisbane Barmies group, George Gallantree told News Corp. He is. ", Now my old man's a dustman, he's got a heart of gold Now he got married recently, tho he's 86 years old! Legacy. (repeated), Luiz Suarez is a Racist (Ed: Views are not of FanChants, this song was sung, we put it up). A chant sung by Crystal Palace fans about player Wilfred Zaha to the tune My old man's a dustman by Lonnie Donegan We are crystal palace supporters near and far, we've got a magic winger his name is wilf zaha. With Paine still eligible for selection in the first Ashes Test at the Gabba in Brisbane next month, England supporters have capitalised on the situation, promising a number of new X-rated chants, that even include Test great Shane Warne. How much do we love the great viking? For those who don't know, Clattenburg is a ref who has been accused by Chelsea of using an offensive racial term during this match. Smith says he'll miss the Barmy Army's sledging, during the fan free T20's and one-dayers. Slight change on the old Man United song we used to sing about em. [11] It also reached number one in Ireland, Australia and New Zealand and on the Canadian CHUM Chart, selling over a million copies in total.[12][13]. Sung after 3-1 win after Carling Cup semi-final, tells the blue scum where to go! to the opposition fans leaving the ground, Man United fans taunt Everton on their ex hero Rooney, He's Big, He's Brave, He's Spanish Dave Chant, David De Gea Chant started after the Man U Champion 2013 parade, Sung when waiting for Man United players to come out. (New and better audio added). Then fatty took a whopping shot and knocked the goalie flat. We had about five versions of the song the day the scandal broke, Gallantree said. This song is great for brain breaks, morning meeting, indoor recess and literacy awareness. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. SUng to the tune of the song Robin Hood. Oooh, this ones really interesting! Chant, a song about how many goals Arsenal have conceded over the years. Sung to w***ers who come and have nothing to say. Oh, Fatty passed to SkinnyAnd Skinny passed it backFatty took a rotten shotAnd knocked the goalie flat, OOH! Top Football Songs And FanChants from Manchester City Holiday in Istanbul: MCFC Songs . And he lives in a council flat, The song was written by Lonnie Donegan, Peter Buchanan (Donegan's manager between 1956 and 1962),[2] and Beverly Thorn; Thorn was not credited on the original release. He hadn't been gone a minute, when she came after him. According to information from Wikipedia, it probably has its origins in "My Father Was a Fireman", a song sung by British World War One troops. My old mans a @@@@man, He wears a firemans hat. Fine work fellas. A version titled "My Old Man's a Provo" became one of the most popular Irish republican rebel folk songs in the latter part of the twentieth century. Though my old man's a dustman, he's got a heart of gold. First heard during pre season match against Wigan on 16 July 2016, Man United fans song for Eric Bailly, their Ivorian centre back who signed (from Villarreal) for Manchester United in June 2016. Chairman of selectors and Paines close friend George Bailey has indicated he wont make a casting vote if fellow selector Tony Dodemaide and coach Justin Langer are split on whether to pick the Tasmanian. It has taken almost a year but Cesc Fabregas finally has his own song from the Chelsea faithful to the tune of My Old Mans A Dustman. Again, I've always heard it sung as "'nana" (That the folk process, I supose). The song was performed by the Bee Gees on the Australian TV show Brian Henderson's Bandstand in 1963. We said, "Hang on a minute dad, you're getting past your prime!". Some folks give tips at Christmas and others they forget So when my old man collects their bins he spills some on the step, One old man got nasty and to the council wrote, Next time my old man went round there he punched him up the throat. Football Results, also known as My Old Man's a Dustman, is a song by Melon Man (voiced by Michael Rosen) from a series of Sonsense Nongs . More adulation for the Portuguese man at war! Referring to Ronaldo's excellent way of ignoring the opposition! News, forums and more! He wears a sailor's raincoat, He wears a sailor's shoes, And every Saturday evening, He reads the Sailor's News. Brill! For context, Mister Hall was a very strict science teacher at my school. Pure p*ss-take can be sung to other Inbred teams as well. I say I say I say! [10] The B-side was a version of the English folk song "The Golden Vanity". New Zealand. On 16 March 1960, through Pye Records in the UK, Donegan released a version of the song recorded live at the Gaumont cinema in Doncaster just a few weeks earlier, on 20 February. (REVISED CHAMPIONS VERSION) Chant. Classic for Diego Forlan's 2 goals at s*itefield in 02/03. And I said b*llocks you're a c*nt, Here are the words The lyrics even reference Shane Warne, who endured a number of scandals throughout his career. In the song a couple are obliged to move house, after dark, because they cannot pay their rent. He Could Of Signed For Arsenal But He Said No F&*K That! Have also just remembered, for the first time in a long time in a German Nick when they hang you by your, But the additional joke lyrics are probably different in every primary school. 1970s school in North Yorkshire person here. A great follow up to Mourinho are you listening Three league titles in a row, just can't be, Mourinhooooo Are Ya Listening? The process that Cricket Australia used at the time was bulletproof. The chorus of the song is:[1] .mw-parser-output .templatequote{overflow:hidden;margin:1em 0;padding:0 40px}.mw-parser-output .templatequote .templatequotecite{line-height:1.5em;text-align:left;padding-left:1.6em;margin-top:0}, Oh, my old man's a dustman Classic for Georgie Best, the greatest ever United footballer, first sung after the madness against Barnsley in the Carling Cup, Despite the money they will always be a small, bitter and twisted club. To tell the truth, I dont really know what Im doing tomorrow, unless I look in my diary to see.#Michael Rosen#Kids#Poetry At the time the song was written, most London houses were rented, so moving in a hurry a moonlight flit was common when the husband lost his job or there was insufficient money to pay the rent. ", He looks a proper nabob in his great big hobnail boots He has such a job to pull 'em up that he call's 'em "daisy roots!" Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. Danny La Rue also often sang it in performances. Where's me tiger's head?" Chant. (Ed: He's got a very fit missus also :)), Chant sung by the Manchester United fans after the world's most expensive teenager scored the last minute winner in stoppage time against Everton in the 2016 FA Cup semi-final, Created to laugh at Man City for the offer of "buy one get one free" for the CSKA game; because they can't fill the Emptihad, Alan Shearer What a Difference You Have Made Chant, Was sung when we went 3 nil up against City in the FA Cup, Another having a go at the Geordies about Shearer taking them down to the Championship, Even on derby day City ground is half full, Sang when we played City and beat them 3-2 in the FA Cup, We Knocked the Scousers off Their Perch Chant, Something to get under the Scousers skin (Ed: By winning the league twenty times, surpassing Liverpool's record of 18 league titles), Man Utd fans signing about how good Mata is, Zlatan Time (Zlatan Ibrahimovic Song) Chant, For the new man of Manchester United Zlatan Ibrahimovic, signed on a free and looking like a friggin' bargain, Having a go at Liverpool using the song they held as their 2017/18 season anthem, but with different words, of course, Chant created for Manchester United's new manager, Erik ten Hag, We're Man United and We're Never Going To Stop Chant, Have You Ever Seen Gerrard Win the League Chant, Merseyside, Elland Road, San Siro and the Bernabeu Chant. Joni Mitchell. Fatty and thinny went to bed. Man United fans hate them all, Steve Gerrard Kisses the Badge on His Chest Chant, Another good dig at Nah forgotten their name (Ed: Better audio added), We're on the March with Fergie's Army Chant. My old man's a refrigerator repairman, He wears a refrigerator repairman's hat My old man's a sailor What do you think about that? at the end of their double winning season in 2002; Chelsea fans later adopted it after ex-Arsenal player Cesc Fabregas assisted the Blues in securing a double of their own in 2015. Oh! That moves away the dust. blog. At my school in the West Midlands around 1990 we used to sing: "My old man's a dustman, He wears a dustman's cap, He farted through the letterbox and paralysed the cat, The chairs couldn't stand it, The table split in half, And all because of my old man's supersonic farts. And that's the thing with football chants, writes Jeremy Clay. [7] A very similar song, beginning "My old man's a baker", is recorded in Chester-le-Street in 1967. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Now here's a little story (To tell it is a must) About an unsung hero That moves away your dust. Afterwards you can receive all the good My old man's a dustman he wears a dustman's hat. Sample Page; Sample Page; my old man's a dustman football chant. Hang on, Dad! Where they come from and how they catch on is a mystery as nagging but inconsequential as why all your t-shirts end up with tiny. The two songs share a lyrical similarity in their reference to "gorblimey trousers". The narrator responds aggressively and reveals a negative opinion of all fans of that club, using obscene language. Cleopatra controlled many of Egypt's key industries in her role as pharaoh and was estimated to have a net worth of $95.8 billion in today's money. He said "Well, when you reach my age, it's just to pass the time! Asking for a move to Liverpool is the equivalent of going into someones' home on Christmas Day and pissing on their kids! My Old Man's a Dustman, as sung by Lonnie Donegan, seems to be an amalgam of the J.P. Long song and My Old Man . I have memories of a funny song people used to sing in playgrounds for laughs, and am trying to figure out where it came from, and what the full lyrics are. [4] A song beginning with the line "My old man's a dustman", but otherwise sharing no lyrics with Donegan's, is recorded as a playground song in the 1956 novel My Old Man's a Dustman by Wolf Mankowitz. My Old Man's a Dustman, by Lonnie Donegan (his 3rd and final #1) 4 weeks, from 31stMarch - 28thApril 1960 I had my doubts as to whether either of his previous #1swere 'live', as they sounded like studio recordings with some applause tacked on the end, but this is certainly the real deal. Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat He looks a proper narner In his great big hobnail boots He's got such a job to pull 'em up That he calls them daisy roots Some folk give tips at Christmas And some of them forget So when he picks their bins up He spills some on the steps My dustbins full of lillies. This website uses cookies to ensure you get the best experience on our website. The Red Flag chant, sang by Manguni Red Knights. My old man's a dustman he wears a dustmans hat. When he scored the 3rd goal against Liverpool. old man's a dustman he wears a dustman's hat D7 He wears cor blimey trousers and he lives in a council G flat He looks a proper narner in his great G7 big hob nailed C boots He's D7 got such a job to pull em up that he calls them daisy G roots G Some folks give tips at Christmas and some of them D7 forget Sung at Man City, Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez, For the midfiled trickster from Japan. It is a positive change around the former Leicester man, who . I grew up in Kent in the 90s but inherited this from my mother who grew up in South London in the 60s. Children. My old mans a dustman. La page Facebook s'ouvre dans une nouvelle fentre La page Twitter s'ouvre dans une nouvelle fentre La page Instagram s'ouvre dans une nouvelle fentre La page YouTube s'ouvre dans une nouvelle fentre. By Charlie Hill 9 months ago Hang on Dad you're getting past your prime' D7 G He said 'Well when you get to my age it helps to pass the time' [Chorus] G D7 Oh! Cummins described Paines behaviour as completely inappropriate but said he was satisfied after the investigation that it didnt amount to sexual harassment.